Short but fun jokes of the day

joke of the day

1. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
2. Yo mama so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stops and looks both ways. 
3. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
4. Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information" 
5. Yo mama so chatty, I'll never forget the time we first met, although I'll keep trying. Yo mama so chatty, her voice box died when she was 5! 
6. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 
7. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
8. Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
9. Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
10. Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
11. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. 
12. Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!" 
13. Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising 
14. Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
15. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
16. Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
17. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water 
18. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. 
19. Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away. 
20. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Source: factoflife